[Black Mesa] Bijou Left Speechless by the Pun-Spouting Guard

In a Black Mesa break room, a security guard NPC unleashes a barrage of puns and metaphors like "cruise missiles do" and "haul buns," leaving Bijou bewildered by his surreal lines. Viewers burst into laughter, spamming the guard's bizarre catchphrases in the chat.

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